What do I need to do to be the first person in line to be cast into the lake of fire?
I really desire this, because then I will have the peace of mind that every non-Christian will be "following you into hell Jim Darwin"
2007-02-01 01:50:30 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm sorry Jim, the christians all stampeded (fools rush in), and jumped into it head first. You will have to become a "christian" to join them. (The dragon, beast, and false prophets were first in line, and are already burning).
2007-02-01 02:00:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What if you end up stuck for eternity with all of the Christians?
The Rest of us will be partying with Jesus and the unconditionally loving God he tried to tell us about, and you will be stuck listening to christian nonsense for eternity.
A fate far worse than death my friend.
Be careful what you wish for!
love and blessings Don
2007-02-01 10:14:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, the rich will be in line first. You will go to purgotary
2007-02-01 09:54:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm agnostic and want my place in line. Got my fire suit ready.
2007-02-01 09:57:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock yourself out, however
Darwin was not an athiest, he was an agnostic, in the most liberal meaning of the term.
2007-02-01 09:56:43 · answer #5 · answered by great gig in the sky 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a feeling that that title is already held by someone. Hitler was probably 112th in line if that says anything.
2007-02-01 09:55:13 · answer #6 · answered by live75 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, Jim, I will be there first, but its ok, I have the ice water consession!
2007-02-01 09:54:20 · answer #7 · answered by sngcanary 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too late. I died yesterday and went to hell because of you.
At least it's warmer than home.
2007-02-01 09:54:44 · answer #8 · answered by Phoenix, Wise Guru 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Seriously Jim I really hope not.
2007-02-01 09:54:51 · answer #9 · answered by Sentinel 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Just don't pee in the pool and ruin it for the rest of us. Just kidding, there is no hell. Take care
2007-02-01 09:55:54 · answer #10 · answered by Rosalind S 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋