Q: What does a tornado and a wife have in common?
A: They make a lot of noise when they are cxming and take the house with them when they go.
Q: Why do men pass gas more than women?
A: Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
Q: What's the best way to remember your wife's birthday?
A: Forget it once
Q: How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings on Saturday night?
A: Startled.
Q: How's a French woman hold her liquor?
A: By the ears.
Q. What do women and hurricanes have in common?
A. They start off as a blxw job and end up taking half your house.
2007-02-01
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