well as i got violation notices for a few of these last time tamed down a bit There was a young lady from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
Within half an hour
Her cxnt was a flower
And her xrs was a garden of weeds
There was a young man from Trent
who's dxck was so long, it bent.
To save himself trouble,
He stuck it in double.
Instead of cxmming, he went
roses are red,
violets are blue,
your not my friend
but your darn good in bxd
2007-02-01 01:41:44 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats 3 good diddys chris 10/10
2007-02-01 03:26:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It lacks cleverness which is something I always look for in a joke. That being said, I can see a 13 year old getting a kick out of it. Although I'm not too sure how many 13 year-olds will be reading Yahoo Answers:-)
2007-02-01 09:53:58 · answer #2 · answered by ♫Silvi♪ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too good Chris. Sorry you had a violation over them the first round.
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-02-01 10:10:01 · answer #3 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm there ok not really laugh out loud ones ! Dont like the last one either doesn't really make sense...your not my friend but your good in bed a bit naff!!
2007-02-01 09:51:52 · answer #4 · answered by nicnac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like your usual funny ones better
2007-02-01 09:50:30 · answer #5 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I'm 15, but I love all your jokes so far (including this one)! Keep it up, pal!
2007-02-01 10:07:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too crude and not very funny. Sorry
2007-02-01 09:46:18 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not as funny as some of your other ones sorry
2007-02-01 09:46:12 · answer #8 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo chris, they deleting your jokes too, bit of a bar steward isn't it?
2007-02-01 09:45:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
YEP!!...Liked those 10/10
2007-02-01 09:46:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋