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I have to take a drug test tomarrow, the last time i smoked was the day before last, ive been drinking water, i dont have money right now to buy some special drink because i just paid bills, and please i dont want to hear you shouldnt have smoked because really dont waste my time here, i need to know what i can do to pass the test!

2007-02-01 00:56:50 · 14 answers · asked by ExplainThisClarissa 2 in Food & Drink Beer, Wine & Spirits

14 answers

Smoke another one and enjoy yourself. Forget about the stupid test.

2007-02-01 01:15:25 · answer #1 · answered by STONE 5 · 0 1

Good luck!! About the only reliable way you're going to pass is to skip the test and wait 3 weeks or so. How fast you clean out depends on your body weight (thc settles in your lipid fat cells) how much you smoke and how regularly you exercise. A couple of tips:

Drink LOTS of water the day of the test, and pee a couple of times before. DON'T make the test your first time of the day. Also don;t give them the start or finish of your stream, use the middle.

One other thing, if you drink enough water your sample can be too diluted and unusable so they will have to test again which will give you more time. (worked for me)

2007-02-02 01:53:23 · answer #2 · answered by Herb 2 · 0 0

ok some people will say mix water and vinegar together and drink it alot, some people will say go get fruit fresh from the i think its canning area of the grocery store and mix half or so in to one gallon of water and drink it today then depending upon what time you test mix up the other half packet with another gallon and drink it up and piss like once before you actually take the test personally i have never had to do this stuff so i cant give you a yes it works for sure but some of my friends in high school did it i would quit smoking for a while to pass my test or i didnt care if i failed it was a nice way to get away from my parents with dad working 60-70 hours a week and my mom trying to figure out how to steal his money and divorce him since if i would leave the house overnight i got called in as a runaway which was fuked so try to ease up smoke a bunch then dont smoke for like two weeks before you know you have a test and do the above so good luck and the fruit fresh stuff like next to ranch dressing and stuff is like less than 10$ good luck on passing

2007-02-01 09:08:41 · answer #3 · answered by sexy b 3 · 0 2

If you have any luck you will get caught,, And spend 6 to8 month in jail
And then when you decide to wake up ,,And find out there's more to life then being smoke up,, you wont pass the test because you can't stay away from the dope that long GO GET SOME HELP''' SAW YOUNG KIDS KILLED IN A CAR CRASH what would you do to see a 14 year old girl sitting next to you in a car with her head cut off from hitting a tree because the driver was SMOKE UP,, One thing I would like to know is How you pot heads can get on here , and ask this Sh"" And your questions stay.. But I answer some thing about the Bible and my questions was took off,,,, GET A LIFE ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, IF THIS OFFENDS'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' YOU''''''''''''''''GOOD'''''''''''''''

2007-02-01 19:36:35 · answer #4 · answered by bill_ray56 3 · 0 0

Babe you are sol. It takes 30 days to clear and depending on the test, they will show if you alter it. I'd say skip the test or borrow some cash for some "juice". Just dont drink bleach, that dosent work!

2007-02-01 09:13:00 · answer #5 · answered by Mystic M 2 · 0 1

drink lots and lots of water before the test also try cranberry juice it is said that it helps clean out you system...if the drug test is a urine test you will probably pass as the test to find "THC" in urine is costly and time consuming if it is a blood test you are screwed.

2007-02-01 09:10:52 · answer #6 · answered by lscudds 2 · 0 1

use someone Else's urine it takes up to 30days from the last time you smoked you might get lucky or try drinking cranberry juice an herbal tea my friend did that an passed but he was drinking herbal teas for like 4 days straight

2007-02-01 09:44:16 · answer #7 · answered by eastcoast_29 2 · 0 1

Some companies will overlook traces of maruania. Because
they are looking for more serious drug problems and consider
pot to be on the same level of alcahol. But i would not bet
on it. It also depends on how hazardous the job is .GOOD LUCK

2007-02-01 09:29:57 · answer #8 · answered by fletch0225fu 2 · 0 1

Maybe I'm high but your avatar looks just like me!!


Girl, you really need to play it safe and get someone elses, and make sure you keep it down below in your underwear for storage until you put it in the cup, for temperature purposes.

2007-02-03 23:44:20 · answer #9 · answered by DropTopAle 2 · 0 0

wow must have been some good reef if you think you can drink something to hide the fact you smoked some reefer the day before!

2007-02-01 09:12:09 · answer #10 · answered by wisrebel13 3 · 0 1

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