2007-02-01 00:54:35 · 12 answers · asked by Renu R 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Jane not like Tarzan scratching her "there"?
Hmmm, now me wonder... Jane go hairless? neva know.
Where boy? WHERE boy?
2007-02-01 01:06:49 · answer #1 · answered by donkey hotay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because he's done the time warp:
Criminologist: It's just a jump to the left
Transylvanians: And then a step to the right
Criminologist: With your hands on your hips
Transylvanians: You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane
Lets do the time warp again
Lets do the time warp again
2007-02-01 08:56:48 · answer #2 · answered by Loren H 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
blame his lack of hormones for beards
2007-02-01 09:03:30 · answer #3 · answered by hanisz_89 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he gets his moneky friends to pluck them every couple of weeks and its 'NE V ER' not newer
2007-02-01 08:58:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hes just a cartoon
2007-02-01 09:14:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i asked this yesterday.. i think he has a norelco...
or he is indian.. and cant grow a beard..
2007-02-01 08:57:25 · answer #6 · answered by kMac969 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He has found a blade from somewhere hasn't he, obviously.
2007-02-01 08:57:21 · answer #7 · answered by Yasmin H 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
he shaves wit his knife and an animals rabies
2007-02-01 08:58:09 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he shaves with crocodile teeth.
2007-02-01 08:57:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he is a fictional character...
2007-02-01 08:56:56 · answer #10 · answered by Mujer Bonita 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋