NEW YORK - Oil giant Exxon Mobil Corp. on Thursday posted the largest annual profit by a U.S. company — $39.5 billion....yes BILLION!!!!
The 2006 profit topped the previous record of $36.13 billion which Exxon set in 2005.
now if you're going to screw me,couldn't they at least lubed it up first???
2007-02-01 00:54:06 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I knew I can count on you linki...
and a good yalf morning to you!!!
2007-02-01 01:00:46 · update #1
I hear you Mike...someone needs to tie some of those environmentalists in a closet for a little while....the backside can only take so much!
2007-02-01 05:07:05 · update #2
Hey Karen...I know I never have to worry about you....you'll pop right back up.....you know the drill...lol!!!
2007-02-01 11:18:41 · update #3
And what else sucks is the additives that they put in our gas for the "clean air act" makes us get worse gas mileage. So we pay more money for fuel that takes mileage away from us. My mom has a Volkswagen Beetle and it used to get 58 mpg and now it gets 48. They are screwing us so bad my butthole is starting to hurt! LoL!
2007-02-01 01:35:30 · answer #1 · answered by K-E-G 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Funny...that profit could have gone to improving refineries and more drilling but the environmentalists succeeded in blocking that...so Gas goes up, expenditures becomes profit and my backside is spread....damn...I hate that feeling...and since there was no refinery improvements...the lube sucks too!!!!! And I didn't even get any either!!!!!!!!
:)
2007-02-01 13:02:17 · answer #2 · answered by Mikey ~ The Defender of Myrth 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
First off, what the hell does this have to do with Singles and dating?
Second, Exxon like any company in the world is there for one reason only. To turn a profit! This is news to you?!? If you don't like the amount Exxon is making per year, don't get your gas from them. Don't make things harder for yourself than they have to.
If you don't like the pirce of gas or the fact that they are in it for the money, then ditch your car and ride a bike. When you drive your car then you make that decision to pay whatever the oil companies charge for a gallon of gas.
If I refused to buy because someone directly or indirectly was going to benefit from my money, then I would be butt naked, homeless and starving.
If this is true, thanks for a potential stock tip. I will go buy me a few shares of Exxon stock if they are that profitable. LOL
2007-02-01 09:04:42 · answer #3 · answered by davester1970 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Are you Hugo Chavez' PR person or what?.. Why do you think he was here handing out oil to needy Americans?..
But what people do not realize is he is just a modern day Robin Hood.. hahaha.. He would of been better to sell that oil to someone else and take the money to buy food for his own starving people..
What a mark of the beast..
2007-02-01 09:03:57 · answer #4 · answered by tiny b 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hello Mr. Happy, I may be hard to keep track of for a while but trust me I'll always be around.....And yeah I was wondering why the Exxon near my home hung that new sign.....You know the one that says welcome to Exxon, now bend over and grab your ankles!
2007-02-01 15:46:31 · answer #5 · answered by Karen 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
davester, you are a complete friggin dipstick....do YOU know which company supplies your gas oven..your gas furnace...OR who owns that company that supplies it?
I LOVE my Saturn, and I LOVE my corn stove....they can ALL kiss my rosy red as*s, and this a*ss would be bicycling if I didn't work 50 miles away! LOL
2007-02-01 16:15:48 · answer #6 · answered by brazenone 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol ill lube it up for you with my juice
2007-02-01 08:58:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
huh? My beloved MrHappy i dunno get a word y'all say since i only understind hillybilly but i says good morning to you too. And so does my sheep SuzieLu, looks like she misses ya.
2007-02-01 09:12:20 · answer #8 · answered by NONAME 1 · 4⤊ 0⤋
we keep paying they keep earning lol
2007-02-01 08:58:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
sorry buddy, I am not that good in math.
2007-02-01 08:58:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋