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A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular Superstores customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you!!

Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as
you are packing your shopping into the trunk.
They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their
breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask
you for a ride to another Major Superstore or Discount warehouse.
You agree and they get in the back seat.
On the way, they start having sex with each other.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on
you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th,
twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also October 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, three
times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So be careful....!!!

2007-02-01 00:08:11 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

6 answers

lol! That was a good one. It wasn't what I was expecting.

You poor poor man.... I hope you can some day overcome these evil women and keep your wallet!

2007-02-01 02:50:49 · answer #1 · answered by fayra_elm 4 · 0 0

When they ask for a ride you could always tell them no. But why would you wanna do that? lol

2007-02-02 11:48:57 · answer #2 · answered by xx hung xx 1 · 0 0

that was the funniest thing ive read this morning. It was very cute.

2007-02-01 08:32:21 · answer #3 · answered by jdnsmama1 3 · 1 0

dam im going ill cya all later

2007-02-01 09:03:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

aarrrrggg.... im so sick and tired of this pathetic excuse 4 a joke! its been posted like 50 times

2007-02-01 08:39:25 · answer #5 · answered by star42430 5 · 0 4

;~( hummmmmm
jk;`)

2007-02-05 02:14:46 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

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