A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, Mary, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'"
Sally raised her hand and said, "My family went to the Philadelphia Zoo and saw the animals. I was fascinated."
The teacher said, "Good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'"
Little Johnny raised his hand.
The teacher hesitated because Johnny was notorious for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate," so she called on him.
Johnny said loudly, "My sister has a sweater with 10 buttons."
The teacher said, "That was good, Johnny. However, you did not use the word 'fascinate' in your sentence."
Little Johnny continued, "But her b**bs are so big, she can only fasten eight!"
2007-01-31 23:45:48 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pmsl again it's a cracker 10/10
2007-02-01 02:21:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaaa That Made Me Laugh Sooo Much I Love Little Johnny :) x
2016-05-24 01:25:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-01-31 23:51:58 · answer #3 · answered by Lew 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes. Quite funny, I think the funniest I have read so far today! Thanks
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-02-01 02:34:16 · answer #4 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love little johnny jokes
2007-02-01 21:36:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was really very good but next time don't use 'sister'... u can say 'neighbour' instead of sister. It will appeal to all the audience!!
2007-02-01 01:45:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love this joke
10/10
Tink x
2007-02-01 01:22:45 · answer #7 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever little Johnny... lol
2007-02-01 00:40:19 · answer #8 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. Cute.
I Cr 13;8a
2007-01-31 23:49:54 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha keep up the good work
2007-02-01 01:25:29 · answer #10 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋