10. He reminds me of OJ Simpson, but without the murder accusations.
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9. He has never taken me aside to 'axe' me something.
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8. He came over to a dinner party, and afterwards, we still had all our
silverware!
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7. It's so good to see a man marry his baby's momma.
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6. He really can control his lust for white women.
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5. America needs more diversity in its presidencies. Obama can help us meet
that quota.
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4. I like that he enjoys fried chicken, but he isn't obsessesed with it.
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3. Obama's wonderful because he's spent hardly any time in jail.
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2. He went to Harvard and he's only half white!
And the number one compliment Senator Biden has for Obama..
1. The great thing about Obama is that I don't need to learn Ebonics
2007-01-31 23:38:19 · 3 answers · asked by zombiefighter1988 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles