Please share your favourite joke.
2007-01-31 22:28:27 · 10 answers · asked by Arnie 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Girl : "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest : "What have you done my child?"
Girl : "I called a man a son of abitch."
Priest : "Now why did you call him a son of abitch my child?"
Girl : "Because he touched my hand."
Priest : "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl : "Yes father."
Priest : "That's no reason to call a man a son of abitch my child."
Girl : "…but, but then he touched my breasts."
Priest : "Like this?" (as he caresses her breasts)
Girl : "Yes father."
Priest : "Surely, that's no reason to call him a son of abitch my child."
Girl : "…but, but then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest : "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl : "Yes father."
Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of abitch."
Girl : "…but, but then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest : "Like thisss?" (as he sticks his you know what into her you know where)
Girl : "OH YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
(after a few minutes)
Priest : "…but that's no reason to call him a son of abitch."
Girl : "…but, but father, he had AIDS!"
Priest : "DAMN THAT SON OF ABITCH!!!"
2007-01-31 23:07:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Naughtiest Jokes
2017-01-15 05:38:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just for starters !!!!!!!
Little Johnny & Jenny
Little Johnny and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.
Johnny bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."
Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well Johnny, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"
Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replies "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."
Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin,
"Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny."
Again, Johnny instantly replies, "Our allowance.. Jenny gets 5 bucks a week and I get 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, and that should do us just fine."
By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Johnny has put so much thought into this. So, he thinks for a moment trying to come up with something that Johnny won't have an answer to. After a second, Mr. Smith says, "Well Johnny, it seems like you have got everything all figured out.
I just have one more question for you. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?"
Johnny just shrugs his shoulders and says
"Well, we've been lucky so far.."
2007-01-31 23:51:40 · answer #3 · answered by caddy7 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The Aristocrats. Innumerate variations, invariably raunchy.
2007-01-31 23:12:45 · answer #4 · answered by noel.anthony 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those why did the chicken cross the road jokes were always pretty naughty, watch out though you dont want to affend anybody
2007-01-31 22:33:13 · answer #5 · answered by marc l 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What's the difference between an epileptic clam shucker and a ho with diarrhea?
A: One shucks between fits, and the other f**ks between sh*ts.
2007-01-31 22:35:42 · answer #6 · answered by Curious 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, where's Lil Johnny gone.
2007-01-31 22:50:31 · answer #7 · answered by Silver 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
anything in my blog. I have this one
Q:What is the difference between a dead chicken and a dead lawyer in the road???
A: The drivers avoids the chicken.
(It means they don't wanna avoid to crash the lawyer.)
2007-01-31 22:37:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I love you
2007-01-31 22:31:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT U ARE VERYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY COOOOOOL......
2007-01-31 22:33:05 · answer #10 · answered by cutiepie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋