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Question

whats the funniest joke youve herd?

iv got a few my self but ill leave them till the feed back

Answer 1

A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.

The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe, my friend, Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.

Then they come across an elephant doing coke. So the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.

The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up. "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the **** out of the little rabbit.

The giraffe and elephant watch in horror, then finally obtain the presence of mind to pull the lion off the rabbit. "Lion," they reprimand, "why’d you do that? He was merely trying to help us all!"

The lion answers, "That little ****** has me running around the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"
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Two physicians board a flight out of Seattle. One sits in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just before take-off, a lawyer sits in the seat by the aisle.
The lawyer kicks off his shoes, wiggle his toes, and starts to settle in, when the physician in the window seat says, "I think I'll get a glass of coke."
"No problem," says the lawyer, "I'm by the aisle. I'll get it for you."

While he's gone, one of the physicians picks up the attorney's shoe & spits in it.
When he returns with the coke, the other physician says,
"That looks good! I think I'll have one too."

Again, the lawyer obligingly fetches the drink.
While he's gone, the other physician picks up the other shoe & spits in it.

The lawyer comes back & enjoys the flight.
However, as the plane is landing, the lawyer slips his feet into
his shoes& realizes immediately what has happened.

"How long must this go on?" he asks the physicians.

"This fighting between our professions?”

“This hatred?”

“This animosity?”

“This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?”

Answer 2

A white man was caught by an African tribe and hung up to a tree. All of a sudden, the Cheif of the tribe, along with 100 of his warriors faced the man. The cheif asked "You like death, or ooga-booga"? The man replied "Oh please, I don't want to die, please give me ooga-booga". The 100 warriors all cheered and shouted "Yea, ooga-booga". They proceeded to do (if you know what I mean) ooga-booga to the man one by one. When it was all over, and the last warrior finished ooga-booga, the Cheif, along with his 100 warriors faced the man again, and once again the Cheif asked "You like death, or ooga-booga"? The man in a weeping voice pleaded "Please, no more ooga-booga, please just give me death". Once again the 100 warriors cheered "Yea, death.................................................... by ooga-booga!

Answer 3

The one my blog.

Answer 4

I forget it when you ask me.

Answer 5

I forgot it.