Tom worked for a brewery for 25 years. Finally, sick of the stress,
he quits his job and lives as far from humanity as possible.
He sees the postman once a week etc.... Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.
After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his
door. He opens it and sees a huge, bearded man standing there.
"Name's Bob, your neighbour from ten miles up the road... having a
party Friday night... thought you might like to come."
"Great", says Tom, "after six months here I'm ready to meet some locals"
As Bob is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you... there's gonna be some drinkin'."
"Not a problem" says Tom. "After 25 years in the business, I can drink with
the best of 'em."
"More 'n likely be some wild sex, too."
"Now that's really not a problem" says Tom, warming to the idea. "I've been
all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should
I wear?"
"Whatever you want. Just gonna be the two of us.
2007-01-31 21:56:13 · 16 answers · asked by Flying Scotsman 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaahha wasnt expecting that
2007-01-31 22:49:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe, poor Tom.
2007-01-31 22:06:01 · answer #2 · answered by discombobulated girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Evil twist at the end, but wickedly funny!
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-02-01 02:53:48 · answer #3 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant 10/10
2007-01-31 22:05:05 · answer #4 · answered by jo w 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-31 22:17:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe city life isn't that bad after all! Nice one.
2007-01-31 23:47:50 · answer #6 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sick....lolz
2007-01-31 22:03:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr ha ha ha lol lol lol. 10/10
2007-01-31 22:59:11 · answer #8 · answered by Silver 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did not see the puch line coming, very funny.
2007-01-31 22:06:13 · answer #9 · answered by Loader2000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! well it made Me laugh!
2007-01-31 22:00:08 · answer #10 · answered by Greybeard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋