2007-01-31 21:25:36 · 20 answers · asked by Knuckledragger 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a man had to show his grey chest hair to prove he could get his pension, his wife said you should have shown them your c#ck and we could have got disability too!
hope that's funny enough for you lol : )
2007-01-31 22:44:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think there was a run of jokes at the start of the year (which may or may not have been from the Christmas crackers), but I think everyone's got a little serious now that 2007 is well under way. I'm always willing to laugh if a good joke comes my way, so bring 'em on!!!
2007-02-01 05:33:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes I believe that the UK ran out of jokes.
2007-02-01 05:49:32 · answer #3 · answered by willy-wonka 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
No we have not run out of jokes. It is just that so many good jokes are now illegal.
People are frightened that they will be arrested and found gulity of racism, predudice, or something phobia.
By the way did you hear the one about the rabbai, the black one- legged lesbian, the scotchman, the irishman , the muslim, Opus Dei, and the sheep?
2007-02-01 05:33:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Not before the Americans
2007-02-01 05:28:59 · answer #5 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not at all. We do have a lot of apparent North America postings round here, though: The language and content gives it away. Some quite funny, though.
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-02-01 10:51:20 · answer #6 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
UK has become full of jokers, jokers hate jokes. That's why no jokes from UK. and some body has said, "UK is a joke." He is also right. He should be given 10 pts.
2007-02-01 05:46:31 · answer #7 · answered by Panther Girl 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Of course not. We have still got Tony Blair and his bunch of demented comedians !
2007-02-01 06:13:57 · answer #8 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The British were never funny.
Come to Ireland. The home of the good sense of humour, the mighty craic and Tommy Tiernan.
2007-02-01 05:29:23 · answer #9 · answered by specs appeal 4 · 1⤊ 4⤋
No, you still keep electing George Galloway. Now that's funny!
2007-02-01 05:37:14 · answer #10 · answered by dukefenton 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋