* Your mama is so fat when her beepers goes off, people thought she was backing up
* Your mama is so fat. People jog around her for exercise.
* Your mama is so fat. She went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
* Your mama is so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
* Your mama so fat she's got her own area code.
2007-01-31 21:09:41 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL....10/10
If Laughter IS the best medicine...
...then you're about to own
a drug company!
THAT'S COMEDY! ™
JOKE BOOK
2007-01-31 21:15:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great 9/10
2007-02-01 05:33:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am VERY sorry, I HONESTLY do NOT CARE for THESE types of JOKES!!!
FIGHTS could be STARTED over 'em, SOME1 could BE OFFENDED, thinkin' it's THEIR MAMA you are JOKIN' about.
It's DISCPECTFUL to JOKE about FAT [ HEAVYSET PEOPLE ]or MAMAS this way.
8-[((-]
2007-02-01 06:03:01 · answer #3 · answered by NOKIA 6103 By T*MOBILE 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
those are getting old. try this one,
Yo mamma is like a dozen donuts, for $6 I can share her with the rest of my team.
2007-02-01 05:14:20 · answer #4 · answered by scaffmasterus 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL... they r funny.. haha.. thanx for the laugh..
9/10
2007-02-01 05:19:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO,, don't you ever talk about my mama again . .
my mama is perfect..
2007-02-01 05:58:47 · answer #6 · answered by JUSS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute, but please if your gonna talk about my ma bein fat, gotta tell ya when she sits on a rainbow it rains skittles, or when she went in the ocean free willy thought she was his mate!. just kiddin ma
2007-02-01 05:20:05 · answer #7 · answered by rugbumpr69@sbcglobal.net 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They are funny. Made me laugh.
2007-02-01 05:36:30 · answer #8 · answered by willy-wonka 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad but i see them on every site i go to.
2007-02-01 06:59:05 · answer #9 · answered by angel h 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not too bad really =)
2007-02-01 05:14:57 · answer #10 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋