How many Mormons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: At least six: One to change the light bulb; one to deny that there was any change made; one to say that we shouldn't focus on the change--only the need for light; one to say we don't teach that the light bulb needed changing in the first place; one to say that the changer was acting for himself and not as an official changer; and one to say "who cares who changed the bulb, don't you feel the burning of the light?
2007-01-31 20:58:57 · 3 answers · asked by Thomas A 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Actually 8...one to collect the money for funding the bulb and one to ensure that you paid a full 10%
2007-01-31 21:01:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Yeah, right.
2007-02-01 03:58:11 · answer #2 · answered by Ivri_Anokhi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is none.
2007-01-31 21:07:51 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋