Then a Angel of the Lord struck him in the side with a spiritual dart what would you do? He tried to harm me some how and the Angel protected me.Satan is very fast.He headed due east.
2007-01-31 19:55:56 · 15 answers · asked by chucky 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You are so full of it, Satan went to bed just about an hour ago ! And she just ask me to come to bed also !
2007-01-31 20:04:54 · answer #1 · answered by g_man 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just saw Satan on my way home from work. He is fast, but now he's going south. Should we tell the angel of the Lord with the spiritual darts?
2007-01-31 20:00:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This might be better received in the philosophy section, but I will try to seriously answer it.
I would thank the angel and ask him why satan would want to speak to me, if he didn't know, I would head east to ask him myself (of course I'd ask the angel for protection, maybe one of those darts or something first).
2007-01-31 20:04:48 · answer #3 · answered by 5-0 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Having trouble descifering the question here. Am going to take a stab though. Yes you do need help. Book yourself into the local nut house for a relaxing long weekend. Failing that, take two asparin and call me in the morning.
2007-01-31 20:00:02 · answer #4 · answered by Alice S 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Call the cops and report the Spiritual Assault and Battery that you witnessed.
Then slip your arms into that white jacket and follow the nice men to the padded room.
2007-01-31 19:59:12 · answer #5 · answered by The Man Comes Around 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
word to spirit darts hurled with angelic accuracy. i've heard of this happening a lot lately, time to gear up for the rapture.
2007-01-31 19:59:20 · answer #6 · answered by grasshopper 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This must be some sort of hallucination. Neither satan nor angels have any actual existence.
2007-01-31 19:58:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
You must be related to another YAHOO member...L@#$^&
To answer your question though, I would call out to God and use his personal name.
2007-01-31 20:04:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would lay off the crack before bed. That's just me though...
2007-01-31 19:58:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
al gore invented satan
2007-01-31 20:00:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋