society!
=D this one made me laugh - what do you think?
2007-01-31 19:33:17 · 18 answers · asked by greenday4ever 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok, heres another: why did the chav cross the road?
to start a fight with a complete stranger for no apparent reason
what do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?
a start
2007-01-31 19:35:15 · update #1
Im affraid leedsmike that your answer to " Do you know how to stop a Chav from drowning?" ("No?.......Good!") was incorrrect. It should go something more like this:
How to stop a Chav from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
Another good one is:
Whats red and yellow and looks good on chavs?
Fire!
2007-01-31 20:52:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Two Chav women were out picking potatoes in the field, trying to earn some cash coz their boyfriends spent the Giro money, when one of them picked up two huge potatoes and said "These potatoes remind me of my chav’s balls"
"Are they that big?" asked the other.
"No they're this dirty."
2007-01-31 23:22:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a great one but i always liked:
Why should you not push a Chav off a bike?
It might be your bike!
or how do you know when a chavette has an orgasm?
She drops her chips!
2007-01-31 20:27:41 · answer #3 · answered by agius1520 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
THE CHAV NATIVITY: there is this chicken referred to as Mary, yeah? She's a virgin (wossat then?) She's no longer married or nuffink, yet she's have been given this boyfriend, Joe, innit? He does joinery an' that. Mary lives with him in a crib dahn Nazaref. at some point Mary meets this bloke Gabriel. She's like `Oo ya lookin at?' Gabriel only is going 'to procure one up the duff, you have.' Mary's completely gobsmacked. She provides it to him great 'provide up dissin' me yeah? I ain't no Kappa-slapper. I by no skill bin wiv no person!' So Mary is going and sees her cousin Liz, who's six months long previous herself. Liz is largin' it. She's full of spirits, Barcardi Breezers an' that. She's like 'Orright, Mary, i will experience me bay-bee in me tummy and that i reckon i'm nicely blessed. think of of each and every of the better reward an' that we are gonna get.' Mary is going 'Yeah, s'pose you're good' Mary an' Joe ain't have been given no funds so as that they ought to ponse a donkey, an' circulate dahn Bethlehem on that. They get to this pub an' Mary desires to renounce, yeah? To have her bay-bee an' that. yet there ain't no room on the inn, innit? So Mary an' Joe smash an' enter into this garridge, only this is filled wiv animals. Cahs an' sheep an' that. Then those 3 geezers ensue, looking ideal bling, wiv crowns on their heads. they're like `know, bay-bee Jesus', an' say they're smart adult adult males from the East end. Joe is going: 'once you're so smart, wotchoo doin' wiv this Frankenstein an' myrrh? Why dincha only deliver gold, Adidas and Burberry?' this is all approximately to kick off while Gabriel turns up lower back an' sez he's have been given yet another message from this Lord geezer. he's like 'The police is comin an' they're killin each and all the bay-bees. You greater advantageous nash off to Egypt.' Joe is going 'you ought to be monged in case you think of i'm goin' dahn Egypt on a minging donkey' Gabriel sez 'wholesome yerself, chum. inspite of the incontrovertible fact that it is your look out in case you reside.' so as that they circulate dahn Egypt until eventually ultimately they have stopped killin the 1st-born an' this is secure an' that. Then Joe and Mary and Jesus circulate lower back to Nazaref, an' Jesus turns water into Stella.
2016-09-28 06:38:25 · answer #4 · answered by barnell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you know how to stop a Chav from drowning?
No?
Good!
2007-01-31 19:42:09 · answer #5 · answered by leedsmikey 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
Very funny. A chav's loss is our gain.
Mean but what the hell. lol.
2007-01-31 21:27:47 · answer #6 · answered by Je♥n 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good....ok how meny chavs does it take to change a light bulb?....all depends which has nicked the most stella.....
2007-01-31 19:44:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My M8 Matt's told me the society joke so I've heard it before other two not that funny
2007-01-31 20:50:57 · answer #8 · answered by Ryan Willcox 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
All quite funny.
not exactly nice, but funny makes up for it.
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-02-01 02:55:09 · answer #9 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah i think i will kill a chav or two
2007-01-31 21:00:06 · answer #10 · answered by Jade 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋