Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper....
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]
2007-01-31 18:01:00 · 14 answers · asked by thugster17 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
To all the women/girls reading this plz dont take offense ok! its all just fun and games =) Even though 95% is true!! haha :P
2007-01-31 18:12:32 · update #1
Your point? :-)
2007-01-31 18:05:13 · answer #1 · answered by Angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you hit the nail on the head with what you said there.they are so confusing arnt they they should come with a manual.and that person that said men only want to be fed and have sex how much simpler do you want the male species.
2007-01-31 18:13:15 · answer #2 · answered by overider2000 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THIS IS PRICELESS! They give points for answers, but they should give you 50,00 points for the question! I laughed because the definitions are funny, but so true. I can see women cringing as they read this.
2007-01-31 18:08:55 · answer #3 · answered by Monsieur Rick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Godess of sex
2007-01-31 18:05:17 · answer #4 · answered by MAHI 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.....thanks for the laugh although I have to agree with some of it...
Its just a woman thing atleast you understand what we mean.
2007-01-31 18:06:33 · answer #5 · answered by shellhiggs07 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is an excellent and hilarious translation.
2007-01-31 18:09:20 · answer #6 · answered by Subconsciousless 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, it was so funny, i am exactly like that. exactly. but what re u gonna do? i do look good, so i can do whatever i want to
2007-01-31 18:06:21 · answer #7 · answered by jacky 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do you ask? You seem to have it all under control. LOL
2007-01-31 18:05:39 · answer #8 · answered by iyamacog 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and what men want is sex and to be fed.
simple solution is that we can't live with them and we can't live without them
2007-01-31 18:05:54 · answer #9 · answered by search 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny... most of the time its true though
2007-01-31 18:05:14 · answer #10 · answered by klao8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-01-31 18:04:59 · answer #11 · answered by Rodger_24 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋