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I understand he cannot marry because he is dead. (found that on another website) but i don't understand how he is dead. God i'm slow. Someone please explain! Thanks!

2007-01-31 17:41:24 · 13 answers · asked by CiNdiEe 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

i think he got killed by his wife (who is now a widow) for marrying her sister

2007-01-31 17:45:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

If he was a minister, he could have performed the wedding ceremony for the sister of his wife. Thereby it could be said that he "married" her. If he died after the wedding then it would be true that he "married his widow's sister".
It is a play on the word "married".

2007-02-01 01:56:24 · answer #2 · answered by mindbender - seeker of truth 5 · 0 0

The man is a clergyman. He married his wife's sister (while he was still alive, of course) by performing his wife's sister's wedding ceremony. Then he died. So he married his widow's sister. Must make for some awkward situations at family reunions.

2007-02-01 01:50:40 · answer #3 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 5 0

Not possible. He would perforce be dead. To further clarify per your request, he would be dead because it was a BLACK WIDOW. The spider bit him and left his wife (his widow) alone without the benefit of his company, and so, also, the wife's sister would be bereft of his company and could not marry him.

2007-02-01 01:49:36 · answer #4 · answered by invinovirus 1 · 0 0

No that is impossible. If a man has a widow, he is dead! That should help, the question is a trick one.

2007-02-01 01:46:22 · answer #5 · answered by Guerrilla M 5 · 0 0

errmm ...
Man was two-timing his wife with the sister and had married the sister illegally. Wife found out and killed him, thus becoming a widow.

2007-02-01 02:47:10 · answer #6 · answered by an_an 2 · 0 0

If his wife is his widow, then he has to be dead! You can't be a widow/widower without having lost your husband/wife.

2007-02-01 01:44:22 · answer #7 · answered by catsmeatuk 4 · 0 0

He married the sister first?

2007-02-01 02:17:37 · answer #8 · answered by Schlumpy 2 · 0 0

if someone is a widow, it means that their husband/ wife is dead. since his wife is his widow, he must be dead

2007-02-01 06:20:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Daps to Acid Reign

2007-02-01 02:21:42 · answer #10 · answered by ericdeascanis 1 · 0 0

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