Tell your joke, and say which of the previous answers is the best joke before yours!
2007-01-31 17:05:07 · 10 answers · asked by Janet M 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
B(ee)riggs' joke is a good one...:-). And here's mine:
A stockbroker parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a semi-trailer comes flying along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before speeding off.
Distraught, the broker grabs his mobile and calls the cops. Five minutes later, the police arrive.
Before the cop has a chance to ask any questions, the broker starts screaming hysterically: "My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it's at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!"
After the stockbroker finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust.
"I can't believe how materialistic you bloody stockbrokers are," he says.
"You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life."
"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" snaps the broker.
The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you?"
The stockbroker looks down in absolute horror.
"F&*"ing hell!" he screams. "Where's my Rolex?"
2007-01-31 17:34:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ben invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful Ben's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between Ben and his roommate and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Ben and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Ben volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Allison and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Allison came to Ben and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. "You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
Ben said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."
Several days later, Ben received a letter from his mother which read:
"Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Allison, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Allison. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom"
The one entered by b
2007-02-01 01:13:16 · answer #2 · answered by B(ee)riggs 2 · 6⤊ 0⤋
So you are running through a field in a canoe and your wheel falls off... how many pancakes does it take to cover the dog house?
Purple because ice cream doesn't have bones.
This is really funny when slap happy or drunk
2007-02-01 01:09:09 · answer #3 · answered by eck_03 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Why did the builder cross the road?
Because his hand was nailed to the chicken.
2007-02-01 01:09:45 · answer #4 · answered by mattdpickett 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
whats a hooker and bungee jumpin have in common? both cost about a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks your f....ed
2007-02-01 01:09:12 · answer #5 · answered by b 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
clod the french fighter pilot.
clod took a woman back to his hanger and got her in the cockpit.
while kissing her, he takes out some red wine and kisses her. she loves it and moans. he says to her I'm clod the french fighter pilot i like red wine on red flesh.
he takes her top off and pours white wine over her and he licks it off.she loves it and moans.he says to her I'm clod the french fighter pilot i like white wine on white flesh.
then he takes her pants and knickers off and takes out a bottle of vodka and pours it over he lower half and sets fire to it, she screams and he says I'm clod the french fighter pilot, when i go down, i go down in flames
2007-02-01 01:19:06 · answer #6 · answered by dudedave30us 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
First One is Really Funny ( i'mmmReally Drunk )
2007-02-01 01:17:41 · answer #7 · answered by The Doc 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
im not racist but
You wouldnt believe this but the other day i was abducted my aliens......I would have got away sooner but i dont speak Spanish
2007-02-01 01:30:45 · answer #8 · answered by jinx 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i was married to it for awhile, but ive forgotton most of it
2007-02-01 01:12:50 · answer #9 · answered by nodumgys 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
WHAT DOES MICHELLE JACKSON AND WALL-MART HAVE IN COMMON?
THEY BOTH HAVE BOYS UNDER WARE HALF OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-04 23:32:27 · answer #10 · answered by melissa w 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋