PLEASE keep them to clean ones, and ones without any bashing of any denomination, racism, disability bashing, or debasing of any other group or person. I would hate to see our FUN get deleted by the Yahoo Mod Squad. Poking fun at someone isn't bashing, as long as it is kept truly humorous and not mean spirited.
Peace, Light & Love,
Jewel
2007-01-31 16:39:54 · 9 answers · asked by Jewel 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Did you know that King David had a big butt....
Really, the Bible says that he tied his as$ to a tree and walked for 7 miles.
Did you know that Honda built cars back in the time of Moses....
The Bible says that all of Israel was in one Accord
Oh yeah, and motorcycles..... David's Triumph was heard across the land...
how's that for a few
2007-01-31 16:45:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Why did the Baptist refuse to take money from his bank account?
Once saved, always saved.
How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb, and four to complain about how much better the old one was.
How many atheists does it take to change a bulb?
None. By the time they've been convinced of the existence of light, a Christian has already done it.
How can tell when a Morman has been in your house?
He married all your sisters.
And finally, my all-time favorite...
A priest, a rabbi, and an Irishman walk into a bar together.
Bartender looks up and says, "what is this, a joke?"
Here's one more:
Moses is coming down Mount Sinai with the ten commandmemts.
The Israelites all say, "here comes Moses with the tablets! Our headaches are over!"
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2007-01-31 16:55:37 · answer #2 · answered by cirque de lune 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK but no complaints for nothing please .it's just a joke!
once upon a time there was a christian who died and was met at the Pearly Gates (the entrance to heaven ) By Saint Peter .
Well said Saint Peter lets see the record book hear oh you get the heavenly tour as well . so they proceed and to the right says St Peters are the catholics drinking beer and having a good time . Oh said the Christian what about them who are they oh those are the Jews having a Bar Mitzvah and then the christian asked what are those virgins doing there oh they belong to the Martyred Muslim terrorists says St.Peter .. so they go further when all of a sudden St. Peter say shhhhsh Quiet ! the christian says why ? And St. Peter replies they're the protestants they think they're the only ones up here.
2007-01-31 16:54:00 · answer #3 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Some Wiccan and Pagan jokes gathered from various places around the internet...
Q: What's the best thing about Pagan friends?
A: They worship the ground you walk on...
Q: What do you call a dating club for unattached Wiccans?
A: Craft singles!
Q: How many Witches does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Into what?
Q: What do you call thirteen Wiccans in a hot tub?
A: A self-cleaning coven.
2007-01-31 17:07:08 · answer #4 · answered by prairiecrow 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Q: How many Orthodox Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Change? Who said anything about change?
A priest, a rabbi, and an imam were all eaten by a bear. Later the bear had an ecumenical movement.
2007-01-31 16:45:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
a clean flood is foretold and not something may well be carried out to evade it; in 3 days, the waters will wipe out the worldwide. the final leaders of the main considerable religions flow on worldwide television to make their very final plea. The chief of Buddhism pleads with everybody to develop right into a Buddhist; that way, they're going to a minimum of locate Nirvana. The Pope is going on television and shakes his fists to the objective industry, "it remains no longer too previous with the aid of settle for Jesus!" he cries. the supervisor Rabbi of Israel techniques the rostrum...stands silent for what seems to be an eternity...looks without postpone into the lens of the middle digital camera and slowly yet solemnly states, "My human beings"...he pauses as quickly as returned and keeps..."we've 3 days to verify a thank you to stay below water"..
2016-11-02 00:44:02 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mother Superior calls all the nuns together and says to them: "I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."
"Thank God," says an elderly nun at the back of the room, "I'm so tired of Chardonnay."
2007-01-31 16:50:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Why did Jesus cross the road?
Because he was nailed to the chicken!
2007-01-31 16:44:19 · answer #8 · answered by Lee Harvey Wallbanger 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋
lol. Sure...
2007-01-31 16:45:12 · answer #9 · answered by Mayonaise 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋