a blonde walks into a store, walks up to the clerk and says, "i want to buy that tv". the clerk says "i dont sell to blondes". so she goes and buys a red wig, goes back into the store and tells the clerk, "i want to buy that tv" and the clerk says "i dont sell to blondes" so now she goes and buys a brown wig, goes back and tells the clerk she wants to buy that tv. again the clerk says "i dont sell to blondes". she pulls the wig off and shouts, "how did u no i was blonde!?" the clerk says, "thats a microwave, not a tv."
2007-01-31 16:25:23 · 10 answers · asked by emilybailey1980 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
my 10 year old son told me that joke. i thought it was really cute.
2007-01-31 16:32:59 · update #1
Hahaha. No.
2007-01-31 16:29:25 · answer #1 · answered by babygirl07 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
2007-02-01 00:44:08 · answer #2 · answered by thekid. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha haa haaa 8/10
2007-02-01 05:36:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a lot of typing for a not so funny joke.
2007-02-01 00:30:44 · answer #4 · answered by Geoff 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha
2007-02-01 00:42:19 · answer #5 · answered by xXxXx 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!
2007-02-01 00:35:24 · answer #6 · answered by Husker41 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-02-01 00:31:02 · answer #7 · answered by dre777 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE THAT DYES HER HAIR OTHER COLOURS ?
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
2007-02-01 00:32:04 · answer #8 · answered by Steven H 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
poor blonde...
2007-02-01 00:43:15 · answer #9 · answered by APAH~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny ......made me smile !!! poor girl
2007-02-01 00:30:01 · answer #10 · answered by SARAH♫☼ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋