2007-01-31 16:08:30 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You should not be praying to allah, you should be praying to the true and living God.
2007-01-31 16:20:09 · answer #1 · answered by maivas229 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It is because Allah is not the real God. You need to pray to the real God, his Holiness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The strange felling in your butt is actually one of His Noodley Appendages. He is trying to guide you to the right path. So put on an eye-patch and pay your respects to His Holiness and he will stop tickling your butt.
2007-01-31 16:28:00 · answer #2 · answered by Robby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Getting down on the ground like that and bowing, you are getting more exercise that you have in years. Those are muscles you are feeling in your rear. Glutes or something like that.
2007-01-31 16:40:40 · answer #3 · answered by tonks_op 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
praying to false gods always does that.
only God knows why.
2007-01-31 16:18:02 · answer #4 · answered by Chef Bob 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you see all muslims like the xians like to hump boy bum look for muslim chapter of boy humpers of arabia
2007-01-31 16:22:30 · answer #5 · answered by fukawthoridy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because you get irritable bowel syndrome if you do that!
2007-01-31 16:24:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋