Roses are red,
violets are blue.
I'm in love,
But not with you.
When we broke up,
You thought I cried,
But alls it was...
was another guy.
You told your friends
I was a trick,
I told mine,
You had a weak dxck.
I said "I love you"
You thought it was true,
But guess what baby???
You Got Played Too!!!
There was a young lady of Crewe,
Who said as the Bishop withdrew,
"The Vicar was slicker
and thicker and quicker
and five inches longer than you!"
The Pxnis Poem
My nookie days are over
My pilot light is out
What used to be my sxx appeal
Is now my water spout
Time was when, on its own accord
From my trousers it would spring
But now I've got a full-time job
To find the blasted thing
It used to be embarrassing
The way it would behave
For every single morning
It would stand and watch me shave
Now as old age approaches
It sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its little head
And watch me tie my shoes
2007-01-31 16:07:21 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good 1's pmsl 10/10
2007-01-31 23:50:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both are quite funny, but honestly I can identify with the first far more than the second...
So much for my love life!
Cheeky as usual
2007-02-01 02:57:10 · answer #2 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the first one the most
2007-01-31 16:10:03 · answer #3 · answered by Human 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You either have A)A good imagination (twisted, but I like that), or B)WAAY too much time on your hands lol.
Either way, they were good. The second one reminded me of Rodney Carrington's Dear Penis song.
2007-01-31 16:16:13 · answer #4 · answered by ffxi_minizilla 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From shaving soap to shoe-lace, it's funny, all the way!
2007-01-31 16:10:38 · answer #5 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first and second were good the third was a bit ancient
2007-01-31 21:34:50 · answer #6 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They just don't write poems like that anymore!
2007-01-31 16:46:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aww its head is little. Sorry man.
2007-01-31 16:13:04 · answer #8 · answered by Metal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Stuff! very funny!
2007-01-31 21:29:34 · answer #9 · answered by Knuckledragger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
liked the last one...hehehehe
2007-01-31 20:20:33 · answer #10 · answered by Miss Juicy Jalebi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋