OK, I posted an anti-Bears joke. Here's an anti-Colts (or, more accurately, and anti-Manning) joke....
Peyton had lived a full productive life, and had died (way down the line, I'm sure). He gets to Heaven, and God is showing him his new house in the sky. It is a nice home, nothing flashy, but man, the Colts stuff all over. Flags, window clings, even a large Colts logo cut into the lawn. Manning was overwhelmed, and then spied a large, glittering mansion up the hill from him, with tons and tons of Patriots gear in evidence.
"Lord God, not to be ungrateful, for I surely an not, but why do I have a smaller and less appointed home than Tom Brady?"
The Almighty chuckled, and said to Peyton, "My Son, that isn't Tom's home.....it's Mine!!"
Again, not a Colts fan or a Bears fan. I used Brady in this joke only because I like the Pats. You can substitute Grossman, I guess......but really. Who would want to? Including Bears fans, who I have learned hate Rex too lol.
2007-01-31 16:03:25 · 2 answers · asked by ffxi_minizilla 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles