Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you because I was pxssed.
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brxther.
Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don’t take that paper bag off your face.
My darling, my lxver, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you scrxwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming
That’s why I always wake up screaming.
My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell."
Looking back over the years that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder?
What the fxck was I thinking?
Sticks and stones may brake my bones but whipes and chains excite me
2007-01-31 16:01:43 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and u done it again pmsl 10/10
2007-01-31 23:51:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yun Hi Sada Haste Raho Yun Hi Sada Muskrate Raho Yun Hi Sada Chehkte Raho Yun Hi Sada Gungunate Raho ...... ...... ...... ...... Mera Kya Hai Log Tumhe HI Pagal Kahenge
2016-05-24 00:50:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that's funny, it sounds like something the doctor on scrubs would say to his wife Jordan....except the brother thing lol.
2007-01-31 16:05:56 · answer #3 · answered by *~*~*~* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've got to say, aside from the humor, that's pretty mean...but the humor completely overrides the meaness...LOL!
2007-01-31 16:05:14 · answer #4 · answered by Hideaki Takizawa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love them.
Did you make those up?
Sticks and stones can break your bones, but words can kill your soul.
2007-01-31 16:05:03 · answer #5 · answered by ARMY Babe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahh They were alright
I really likw that one with the "dreaming and Screaming" lol that one made me laugh out loud
2007-01-31 16:08:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
Up to your usual good standard. Well done.
Keep 'em comin'
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-31 23:36:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Answers I do not expect/ Rejoinders I do accept,/ Pranksters out there in Yahoo/ May very well say poo-hoo........
2007-01-31 16:06:25 · answer #8 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I am so going to make that into a card for my wife.........Couch, here I come lol.
2007-01-31 16:06:41 · answer #9 · answered by ffxi_minizilla 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Decent, but the last line is very old.
2007-01-31 16:05:05 · answer #10 · answered by Metal 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋