Mama bear and Papa bear are getting divorced (seems Papa was seen fooling around with Goldilocks....but thats another joke >.>). The judge presiding over the procedings asked baby bear who he wanted to stay with.
"Well, no Papa Bear," he said sadly. "He beats me all the time."
"So, you wish to stay with Mama?"
"No sir, she also beats me all the time."
"Son, who would you like to stay with then?"
The cub thought, and then looked up.
"Let me live with the Chicago Bears....they never beat anybody!"
:P I know, let the flames begin. All I have to say in my defense is I am not a Dolts fan either (Go Pats!!). I just thought it was good. Good luck to both teams, and watch out for the Pats in '07!!!!
2007-01-31 15:53:59 · 6 answers · asked by ffxi_minizilla 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey Bachwiz18......You're darned tootin' we want more titles. 2001, 2003,2004 (that's the season year, not the year of the game, before start telling me I'm wrong and it's 02,04,05.), and I hopew it's 07,08,09,10,11....you get the idea. But, if we suck, I'll still love my Pats. I'm not a Brady bandwaggoner. I loved them in the early 90s too, when we sucked. Now we don't and I want to win EVERY Super Bowl lol.
2007-01-31 16:13:25 · update #1
Nice...I heard that originally about the Cleveland Browns, then about the Oakland Raiders...
Although I agree Da Bears are gonna lose, the Colts are much better the Patriots.
I mean, come on...three Super Bowl titles in four years, and you still want more? What spoiled Brats...I mean Pats...
2007-01-31 15:59:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A couple years ago that actually would have been funny. Well, the colts are the ones doing the laughing this year.
2007-01-31 23:57:43 · answer #2 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are a few good ones about the bulls, too! But it is not the season now!
2007-02-01 00:08:39 · answer #3 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, thx for the laugh.
2007-01-31 23:57:08 · answer #4 · answered by lisa h 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-01 00:02:54 · answer #5 · answered by dre777 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
2007-02-01 00:07:16 · answer #6 · answered by Hideaki Takizawa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋