Anyone know any good Chuck Norris one liners?
ex: When Chuck Norris goes swimming, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised
2007-01-31 15:47:41 · 9 answers · asked by GHAAD 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
2007-01-31 15:54:56 · answer #1 · answered by j_oD-i 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris tears cures cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
chuck norris doesnt churn butter, he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes out.
chuck has counted to infinity....twice
chuck norris is the reason the dinosaurs are extinct
chuck norris wasn't born, he roundhouse kicked his way out of his mothers womb
when chuck norris does pushups he is really pushing the earth away from himself.
chuck norris once shot down a german fighter plane by pointing his finger in the sky and screaming,"bang!"
2007-01-31 16:09:37 · answer #2 · answered by Metal 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol omg omg my fav. chuck norris joke is....
Chuck Norris ran around the world so fast,
He punched himself in the back of the head!
LMAO
Okay ummmm....
You cant find Chuck Norris, He finds you.
Chuck Norris has two speeds....Walk and Kill
Chuck Norris drives an Ice cream truck covered in human skulls
LOL this is another fav...
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
LMAO!!!!
2007-01-31 15:57:23 · answer #3 · answered by Human 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris doesn't grow hair. There's just some of his body that's that afraid of him.
2007-01-31 15:55:09 · answer #4 · answered by r~@~w 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
2007-01-31 15:50:27 · answer #5 · answered by PANDABEAR 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris uses the earth as his treadmill...
2007-01-31 16:05:29 · answer #6 · answered by Helena 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Chuck norris does not go hunting. He goes killing. Hunting implies the prospect of failure.
2007-01-31 15:58:50 · answer #7 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
while fighting Wolverine, one of chuck norris' testicles got chopped off and flew into space. we know it today as jupiter. (not technically a one liner. sorry!)
2007-01-31 15:56:14 · answer #8 · answered by jamie b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ONLY GUY I KNOW THAT CAN TURBO-POWER A DODGE TRUCK FROM UNDERGROUND TO THE SURFACE AFTER BEING BURIED IN IT
2007-01-31 15:55:54 · answer #9 · answered by Steven H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋