Will you tell me the grossest, most tasteless joke you know?

Question

This one is really bad:

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you haven't already told her twice.

*cough*

Answer 1

What's the definition of gross A: Two vampires fighting over a used tampon. Whats even grosser than that A: The one that wins

Answer 2

Three men were in the middle of the road when their car broke down. They walked for hours and finally they saw a house. They enter the house and are greeted by a beautiful woman. The woman says "you can stay here until your car is fixed, but you must not enter the room that is labeled Private" The men agree and are off to their rooms.
In the middle of the night the three men get up and enter the forbidden room and see sex toys of all kinds. They go back to sleep and pretended nothing had happened.
The next morning the woman said she knew they had gone into the room and so she told them as a punishment their penises would be cut off according to what job their father had.
The first man said his father was a woodsman, so they chopped his thing off
The second man said his father was a dentist, so they pulled his thing off.
When it came to the last man he was smiling, the woman asked what was your father's job....he smiled and replied "He was a lollipop maker. So you have to suck my d ick off"

Answer 3

I've always thought this was the grossest and perhaps most evil joke I've ever heard:
Why do you put a baby in the blender feet-first?
So you can see it's expression when it gets chopped to pieces.
Also: What's purple and yellow, and sitting on the bottom of a pool?
A baby with slashed floaties
What's Red and yellow, and floating at the top of the pool?
Floaties and a slashed baby.

Answer 4

Hmm....OK Well...A woman walks into a bar and a man seated across across the bar says something yet she can't quite hear it so she walks a little closer, smiles, motions with her ear to repeat what he said again. This time she hear ..o...h...t but still can't quite make out what he says so she walks a little closer, smiles, and motions for him to repeat. This time she hears..o...w....g..t...h..t but still she can't make out what he is saying so she walks closer still, smiles, motions for him to repeat. This time hears but just barely "do you wanna get a shot?" With a smile on her face she walks over and says, "sure I would love to." The man smiles and says okay then unzips his zipper and pulls out his penis. The lady asks with a horrified look, "wait what are you doing?" The man replies, "exactly what you wanted me to." The lady tells man "I didn't want you to do that." "Yes you did," replies the man, "I asked you if you wanted to see my cock and you said sure I would love too and that's what I'm doing, showing you my cock." The lady, clearly embarrassed, hurriedly ran out of the bar.

And thats the joke. I'm glad, this one came right off the top of my head.

Answer 5

o.k. it might not be the grossest, but here goes...
a married couple go to bed for the night.
He tried to initiate sex and she says - no honey not tonight - I have a gynocologist apt. in the morning and I want to be fresh.
He waits a minute - then asks her "do you have a dentist apt. too"?
ha ha.....

Answer 6

Grossest Joke ever:

"Hillary Clinton is walking down a street"



thank you! ill be here all night...

Answer 7

A rabbi and a catholic preist were walking down the street when the preist notices a boy selling lemonade for 50c. The preist says "lets go fu** him". The rabbi says "out of what, he's selling it for 50c".

What is worse than ten babies in one garbage can?
One baby in ten garbage cans.

Answer 8

i think it goes like this, nothing you already told her twice,i bet your blonde arent you and someone should tell you twice a week

Answer 9

GROSSEST ? MOST TASTELESS ? HERE GOES ;

THE WORST THING ABOUT EATING BALD PUZZY IS GETTING PAST THE DIAPER

OR

WHAT DO YOU CALL USED KOTEX ?
DRACULA'S TEA BAG

HOW'S THAT ?

Answer 10

that was mild the answer is no I won't .