Because you know, you don't have to do something just because your imaginary friend is doing it.
2007-01-31 14:42:46 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
heck no i would shoot him with an ak47 if he doesnt die on impact
2007-01-31 14:45:35 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 7⤋
Jesus is not my imaginary friend. Jesus lived, I believe. Not as the son of God, but not imaginary either.
But no, I don't believe in jumping off bridges.
2007-01-31 14:46:03 · answer #2 · answered by Sun: supporting gay rights 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Heck I'll go you one better than that. You asked if Jesus jumped off a bridge would I? I'll do something worse. Well Jesus died on the cross for me and I will die one day and to be seperate from the body is to be present with the Lord.
2007-01-31 14:48:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hey, Tinkerbell, Jesus said you have to sell everything you own and give the money to the poor if you want to be perfect, and only then can you follow Jesus. He also said that you must hate your parents, siblings, and even yourself. I can guarantee that you do none of these things, so you are a liar when you say you'd do anything Jesus says to do.
I think "bungee-jumping Jesus" is going to be my new catchphrase.
2007-01-31 14:57:54 · answer #4 · answered by Antique Silver Buttons 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Although I'm Christian, I must laugh at your question.
If Jesus wouldn't do something for the Devil, why would Jesus expect us to do something stupid with him?
You must read the part of the Bible where Jesus tells the Devil "do not tempt the Lord, thy God."
How could God or Jesus be imaginary?
They also created people who ask idiotic questions and scorn the thought that God or Jesus are not real.
2007-01-31 14:49:29 · answer #5 · answered by Living In Korea 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That can't happen. According to miracle, the bridge would swing out from under him and levitate until it got to 40 feet, then stop immediately.
2007-01-31 14:55:36 · answer #6 · answered by Cold Fart 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont you mean "fell off a bridge'? Dead people dont jump.
2007-01-31 14:54:59 · answer #7 · answered by XX 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How high is the bridge? Is he attached to a bungee cord?
2007-01-31 14:52:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you shall not tempt(prove) your God thats kind like the answer Jesus gave to the devil when he quoted the holy scriptures about jumping from a cliff....
2007-01-31 14:46:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ok, if Jesus died on the cross would I , no not if I dont have to. I dont have to because he sacrificed for us who dont even deserve it but he did anyways so we could be redeemed to God through him.
2007-01-31 14:47:44 · answer #10 · answered by disciple 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He would never do that. And no He is not imaginary like you assume He is. When your at your darkest hours then you will realize that He is alive and well.
2007-01-31 14:46:20 · answer #11 · answered by jrealitytv 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋