If you were a turkey, how would you describe yourself? What would you do if you were a turkey?
2007-01-31 14:00:13 · 11 answers · asked by jewelsD_23 1 in Pets ➔ Birds
if i was a turkey i would be stuck in a farm with hundreds of other turkeys, i would be amazingly fat, and i would only have white feathers because i wouldnt have been outside at all. in a few weeks i will be slaughtered. by the way before i die, i just want you to know, that i am so fat that i cant stand up on my own. in about a month i will be on someones plate, as white meat, with a little dark meat. i will be eaten by a non vegetarian family or group of people. i had a sad life, i tried to commit suicide by over food consumption but i was already so fat that over food consumption only made me fatter.
2007-01-31 14:19:08 · answer #1 · answered by george 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I were a turkey the first thing I would do is run like hell and hide around Thanksgiving time...........Ain't nobody gonna Gobble, Gobble me for Thanksgiving dinner.............CAT
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2007-02-01 00:27:59 · answer #2 · answered by Sandi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if i was a turkey i would think that you are a turkey for asking this . then i would eat you
2007-02-04 04:20:13 · answer #3 · answered by tootsie6786 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gobble
2007-01-31 22:06:31 · answer #4 · answered by IDK 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, yep that's me running!
Smacks for qldtravelguru (not turkey slaps)
2007-01-31 23:12:34 · answer #5 · answered by LadyRebecca 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn fine bird, me!
I'd go in search of the hens if I were a male and the males, if I was a female, so they wouldn't be deprived of my wonderfulness.
2007-01-31 22:08:31 · answer #6 · answered by Char 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will fly away before every Christmas, to be being slaughter be people
2007-01-31 22:25:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very fit bird, likes it hot, loves covered in juices even better to be stuffed.
2007-01-31 22:04:50 · answer #8 · answered by pie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kill the farmer that raised me and his family
2007-01-31 22:07:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i cook myself and eat me for thanksgiving!
2007-01-31 23:18:59 · answer #10 · answered by Kelsey D. Yay ME! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋