Blond Jokes?

Question

I need some cheering up Give me some Blond Jokes people

Answer 1

Three women, a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were having a converstation during their lunch break at work when the topic came to be about their daughters.

"I found a 1/2 pack of cigarettes in my daughter's room," the brunette said. "I didn't know my daughter smoked!" The redhead gasped in awe.

Then the redhead added, "I found a bottle of vodka in my daughter's room. I didn't know she drank!" The brunette shook her head in disaprooval.

Then finally after listening intently, the blonde blurted out, "I found a pack of condoms in my daughter's room. I didn't know she had a penis!"

Answer 2

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"



A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."



One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"




Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."



A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"




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Answer 3

My wife, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway, the other day, just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck and I starting jumping up and down along with her. When she said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!"

I said, "Great. Tell me what you're so happy about."

She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, when she told me that she was pregnant!

I was ecstatic! We had been trying for a while, so I grabbed her and kissed her on the lips and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!"

Then, she said "Oh, honey. There's more."

I asked, "What do you mean more?'"

She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!"

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bought the twin-pack home pregnancy test kit and both tests came out positive!"

Answer 4

ok, tere r 3 girls stuck on a iland. the i is blond. the others r redheds. so, 1 finds a "magic genie" he says he'll giv 1 wish 2 each of them. so, 1 redhed says" i wish i was home!" *POOF* she's home. the second redhed says "i wish i was home!" *POOF!* shes gone 2! so the genie says "well...?" so, after a lot of thinking(and a mild burning odor,) the the blonde replies "well, im kinda lonely, i wish the other 2 were back"...

ps, this could become a paris joke by changing every "the blonde" to "Paris"...

Answer 5

A blonde, brunette and redhead stranded on a deserted island. They look for hours for a ship coming by, and finally one does. The brunette decides to swim out, gets tired a little bit out and drowns. The redhead swims out next, gets furthur, but then gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims halfway, gets tired, and swims back to the island

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good male blonde joke.

Answer 6

why do blondes smile dirring thunderstorms?




they think theyre getting their pix taken!!!

Answer 7

ive got no answers, but i love afi. that reminds me of my frind dezerae

Answer 8

i dunno any jokes but I LOVEEEEE AFI too. that guy is totally hott!