The crazy English Professor at Berkeley decides to set his pupils a short story. In fact, the shortest story won a prize - but the essay had to include the following points:
1. Sex
2. Religion
3. Royalty
4. Mystery
And the winner is::
"My God!" said the Queen, "I'm pregnant! I wonder who did that?!"
2007-01-31 12:20:43 · 6 answers · asked by sprinting_turtle 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol. i love it. its funny how it make it sound like the queen is actually saying it about her self instead of making it sound like the work of a pupil.
way to go.
2007-01-31 12:38:00 · answer #1 · answered by mysticshabs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-16 18:03:59 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
I've heard this one before
: D
niiice
2007-01-31 12:28:17 · answer #3 · answered by Sammie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehhehe! Dumb but funny.
2007-01-31 12:23:51 · answer #4 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HMMM HUMOR!???
2007-01-31 12:31:12 · answer #5 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its ok, lol
2007-01-31 13:20:44 · answer #6 · answered by pay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋