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There is a boy who had a Mom, an Aunt , and a fish that all lived with him.
The boy had a dream and he said,"Mommy! Mommy! I had a dream, auntie's going to die!" And his aunt died that day.

the next day he woke up and said, "Mommy! Mommy! I had a dream that fishy's going to die!" and his fish died that day.

The day after that he woke up and said,"Mommy! Mommy! I had a dream that Daddy's going to die!"
Now as you can remember the boy did not have a Dad.

So that day the mailman fell down at the boy's and Mom's feet, dead.

2007-01-31 12:18:13 · 13 answers · asked by Megkaye 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

ha
i get it

2007-01-31 12:22:33 · answer #1 · answered by !!! 3 · 0 0

Different version of an old joke. The boy tells his father that he dreamed his aunt died and she did, then he dreamed his fish died and it did then he tells his dad that he dreamed he died and the father worries about this all day being extra careful and makes it home safely only to find the mailman dead on his porchsteps.
STILL not very funny!

2007-01-31 20:35:36 · answer #2 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0 0

SO THE MAILMAN WAS THE BOY'S DAD, THE MOTHER HAD TO REALIZE THAT THE BOY KNEW IN SOME KIND OF WAY THE MAILMAN WAS RELATED TO HIM. "MOM HAD SOME EXPLAINING TO DO"!!!!!!

2007-01-31 22:04:50 · answer #3 · answered by chocodille 2 · 0 0

The mailman is his dad

2007-01-31 20:23:23 · answer #4 · answered by lisa s 3 · 1 0

he has a dad that works as a mailman

2007-01-31 20:44:50 · answer #5 · answered by Nina 4 · 0 0

i get it, the mailmans the dad

2007-01-31 20:48:39 · answer #6 · answered by dre777 3 · 0 0

WOA!!!!! the mailman is his dad??????

(7/10)

2007-01-31 20:35:32 · answer #7 · answered by ☼tough lil cookie☼ 2 · 0 0

the mailman is the dad...DUH

2007-01-31 20:33:20 · answer #8 · answered by -emo elmo- 2 · 0 0

Yeah, I get the joke, but it's just not funny.

2007-01-31 20:23:52 · answer #9 · answered by dlpwhit 1 · 2 0

THE MAILMAN IS HIS DADDY?

2007-01-31 20:22:55 · answer #10 · answered by ?Clueless? 2 · 1 0

i'd have to agree with Dlpwhit, i get it but its not really funny. sorry.

2007-01-31 20:35:08 · answer #11 · answered by mysticshabs 3 · 0 0

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