When Einstein died and arrived at the gates of heaven, St. Peter wouldn't let him in until he proved his identity. Einstein scribbled out a couple of his equations, and was admitted into paradise. And when Picasso died, St. Peter asked, "How do I know you're Picasso?" Picasso sketched out a couple of his masterpieces. St. Peter was convinced and let him in. When George W. Bush died, he went to heaven and met the man at the gates. "How can you prove to me you're George W. Bush?" Saint Peter said. Bush replied, "Well heck, I don�t know." St. Peter says, "Well, Albert Einstein showed me his equations and Picasso drew his famous pictures. What can you do to prove you're George W. Bush?" Bush replies, "Who are Albert Einstein and Picasso?" St. Peter says, "It must be you, George, c'mon on in."
2007-01-31 12:09:49 · 24 answers · asked by ☼tough lil cookie☼ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
just so y'all know, i didnt make up the jokes so quit it with the mean comments!
u dont deserve the 2 points u got (4 answering) if you blame the joke's "badness" on me!
2007-01-31 12:29:07 · update #1
lol! that was a good one.
2007-01-31 12:13:21 · answer #1 · answered by thanks life for the lemonade 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
4/10.
2007-01-31 12:23:46 · answer #2 · answered by Look on the bright side. 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Woo-hoo! Awesome!
2007-01-31 13:03:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice attempt at Bush bashing but not very sophisticated. Try again using a little more wit. Hell, even George could think of something funnier.
2007-01-31 12:15:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
LOL.......hehehehe, I like the joke. Did you made it up? Who's St. Peter?
2007-01-31 12:23:49 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Mi @m0r L@ UniC@♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who is St Peter ,,
he must be Peter St.. Who sent him ?
2007-01-31 12:16:29 · answer #6 · answered by JUSS 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-31 13:47:38 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was funny
St.Peter stands at the gates of heaven...for thosew who dont know
2007-01-31 12:30:10 · answer #8 · answered by Jas2Love9210 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
awesome!!
YAY FOR LIBERAL ANTI-BUSH PEOPLE!!
have u seen any bushisms? how did the american people elect a man that would spew such random and unintelligent sentances!??!
2007-01-31 12:26:23 · answer #9 · answered by s3xy_pookie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like. Did you make that up?
2007-01-31 12:13:55 · answer #10 · answered by JC 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
*boo!* (hi tiff)
nice... cindy put the same joke on answers 2 O_o
2007-02-03 06:52:02 · answer #11 · answered by Puff 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋