(Because Bob had TWO Black eyes!!!!)
Bob:"No....."
Jim:"You get jumped or something?"
Bob:"No....."
Jim: "Then what the hell HAPPENED to you???"
Bob: " My wife had some 'Mood SWINGS'!!!!"
"She was in the "Mood" to Start SWINGING On me!"
2007-01-31 12:02:19 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha... tee hee....
2007-01-31 12:04:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
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2016-10-16 09:29:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow,, he's good ,, he's already got two eyes,,
now he's got two more,, and it's black,,
I wonder which he prefers. .
2007-01-31 12:20:45 · answer #3 · answered by JUSS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you make me laugh! hehehehe
2007-01-31 12:09:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like that one. maybe his wife was on her period.
2007-01-31 12:06:11 · answer #5 · answered by bugsandtweety 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is SSSSSSSOOOOOOOOO me lol! my honey has been "told twice too" lol
2007-01-31 12:12:25 · answer #6 · answered by shannonlee05@sbcglobal.net 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome!!! Been there! Been done that!!!!!
2007-01-31 12:06:27 · answer #7 · answered by stringer_G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!!! Love it
2007-01-31 12:09:44 · answer #8 · answered by anyaha04 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe..........that was hilarious! Thanks for the laugh, LOL.
2007-01-31 12:07:15 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Mi @m0r L@ UniC@♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋