Jake was on his deathbed. His wife Susan, was maintaining a vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand,
tears ran down her face. Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to
move slightly.
"My darling Susan," he whispered.
"Hush my love," she said. "Rest . Shhhh. Don't talk."
He was insistent."Susan ," he said in his tired voice." I have something I must confess to you."
"There's nothing to confess", replied the weeping Susan. "Everything's all right, go to
sleep."
"No, no, I must die in peace, Susan. I slept with your sister, your best friend, and your mother"!
"I know," she replied......
"That's why I poisoned you."
2007-01-31 11:57:07 · 8 answers · asked by Gezza D 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
KEEP THEM COMIN HAHAHA!!!
2007-01-31 12:14:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you go Susan! thats what im talking about!
2007-01-31 20:08:00 · answer #2 · answered by bugsandtweety 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good luck for jake... hehehehe... rest in peace! susan, find another man! hehehehe,...
2007-01-31 20:11:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice and funny.
2007-01-31 21:14:35 · answer #4 · answered by cynical 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooooooooooo. Like it
2007-01-31 20:04:48 · answer #5 · answered by anyaha04 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The golden rule is""""""NEVER Give in,or up, or out,or you know what I mean...."""""
2007-01-31 20:09:53 · answer #6 · answered by jc 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i love that!! YAY FOR U!!!
that seriously made me crack up laughing!!
2007-01-31 20:01:34 · answer #7 · answered by s3xy_pookie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was great !!!! Oh so funny !!! Thanks !!!
2007-01-31 20:06:22 · answer #8 · answered by Bobbi 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋