2007-01-31 11:43:22 · 18 answers · asked by zarina s 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ronnie James Dio.
Word.
2007-01-31 11:46:35 · answer #1 · answered by Trapdoor 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I,Penis hereby request a raise in salary for the
following reasons:
1. I do physical labor.
2. I work at great depths.
3. I plunge head first into everything I do.
4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5. I work in a damp environment.
6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
7. I work in high temperatures.
8. My work exposes me to diseases.
_______________________________
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the
arguments you have raised, the management denies your
request for the following reasons:
1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH
brief work period.
3. You do not always follow the orders of the
management team.
4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are
often seen visiting other locations.
5. You do not take initiative - you need to be
pressured and stimulated in order t! o start working.
6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of
your shift.
7. You dont always observe necessary safety
regulations, such as wearing the correct protective
clothing.
8. You will retire LONG before you are 65.
9. You are unable to work double shifts.
10. You sometimes leave your designated work area
before you have completed the assigned task.
11. And if that were not all, you have constantly been
seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two
suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely, The Management
2007-01-31 11:47:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
Here's an old joke for ya.
What does Michael Jackson call a Perfect 10?
Two five year olds. LOL!
Screw you if you get offended and take a joke.
2007-01-31 11:46:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Whats green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
2007-02-03 12:16:13 · answer #4 · answered by correct 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To Eros: Lmao over the joke, but I think the person asking the question was snoring...
2007-01-31 11:52:20 · answer #5 · answered by jc 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
What does a blone have in common w/ a screan door? the more u bang them the looser they get
y did the blondes belly button hurt? her boyfriend was a blonde to
2007-01-31 12:04:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
how do u confuse a blonde?
you tell her to go find a corner and go run around in a circle
how does a blonde confuse u?
she says she found the corner
2007-01-31 11:47:06 · answer #7 · answered by ღ lǝɯɐɹɐɔ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What did Tarzan say when he saw Cheetah?
Look, there's Cheetah!
tee hee hee
2007-01-31 12:49:48 · answer #8 · answered by fayra_elm 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why did the blond take a ruler to bed with her?
2007-01-31 11:51:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Smoking helps you lose weight ..... one lung at a time
2007-01-31 11:52:23 · answer #10 · answered by Gezza D 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋