This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.??
When she went before the judge he asked her,
"What did you steal?"? She replied, "A can of peaches."
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches
and she replied that she was hungry.?? The judge then asked her
how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6.
The judge then said, "I will then give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the
woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say
something.? The judge said, "What is it?"
The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."?....................tell me what this means please.
2007-01-31 11:25:34 · 27 answers · asked by BR!@NN@ M@R!3 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He wanted her to get a day in jail for every pea in the second can as well as every peach in the first can.
Basically, he's trying to get away from his wife for a while.
2007-01-31 11:28:33 · answer #1 · answered by sparkly_chrimsa 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Her husband pointed out that she also stole a can of peas hoping she would have to stay in jail longer. He knew that the judge gave her one day per peach. There are a lot of peas in a can therefore he wanted her to stay in jail for a long time.
2007-01-31 11:40:53 · answer #2 · answered by Brianna 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well the lady got 6 days for 6 peaches, so the husband said she stole a can of peas because he wanted her to stay in jail longer because theres like a hundred peas in can .
2007-01-31 11:29:07 · answer #3 · answered by farmergyrl23 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well personally i think that her husband wanted her to be in jail longer because he wanted his wife to spend more time in jail because there is more peas than peaches. Like for example, there is 6 peaches in a jar and there is no jar that has only 6 peas in it. Get it. Was that a true story?
2007-01-31 11:45:54 · answer #4 · answered by Liz 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The husband though that if she got a day in jail for each peach then she would get a day for each pea. Then he would get some peace and quiet for that long of a time.
2007-01-31 11:52:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the idea behind this is that there are many peas in a can so the husband told the judge that she stole one so the jugde would put her in jail for howether many peas there were in the can days as the husband did not want his wife at home
2007-01-31 11:30:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There are a LOT of peas in the can, see? So if the judge gave her one day for each pea, she'd be in jail for a while, no?
The husband is saying he wants his wife to go away.
2007-01-31 11:29:27 · answer #7 · answered by Omni D 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because if the judge sentenced her to one day per peach, then if he sentenced her to one day per pea, she's be in for a long time, which is what the husband obviously wants.
2007-01-31 11:30:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because Like there are 6 peaches in a can,and like there are alot of peas in a can you know,so he wants her in longer like that many days,you know?
2007-01-31 11:33:47 · answer #9 · answered by carly 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha there are like 300 peas in a can. So the husband wanted her to go to jail for every pea in the can. lol
2007-01-31 11:31:02 · answer #10 · answered by nemraC 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋