a guy sticks his head round the door of the barbers shop and asks the barber, how long before i can get a haircut? the barber looks round at his busy shop and says ,about two hours ,ok says the guy and walks out.
A week later the same guy looks in the barbers again and asks, how long before I can get my hair cut? ,the barber looks at his shop clients and says, about an hour and a half.OK says the guy and he goes away.
Aweek later he's there again, how long before I can have a haircut? the barber says ,about an hour. OK says the guy and off he goes again. the barber says to his mate ,Bill, follow that guy will you and see where he goes . 10 minutes later Bill returns. where did he go ,says the barber. Bill replies ,to your house!
2007-01-31
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