First-year students at medical school are receiving their first anatomy class with a dead humun body.
They gather around the surgery table with the body covered by a white sheet.
The Professor says, "In medicine, you need two qualities. The first is that you must not be disturbed by anything involving the human body."
As an example the professor pulls back the sheet, sticks his finger in the ar*e of the corpse, withdraws it and sucks his finger in his mouth.
"Go ahead and do the same thing," he says.
The students hesitate, but eventually take turns sticking a finger in the ar*e of the dead body and then sucking on it.
When everyone had finished, the Professor says, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention..." :)
2007-01-31 10:56:08 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oooooooo, fidgety, that's gross, LOL!!!!!
I'd just started eating a sandwich too!!
2007-01-31 11:25:14 · answer #1 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good point!
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-02-01 03:09:18 · answer #2 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK This is pretty good!!! Usually I don't like joke because I am not good with joke. Actually this one is making me thinking about it. Good job. Now tell us where you get this joke from?
2007-01-31 11:14:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great but what's the blurred out word ?ar*e
2007-01-31 11:19:16 · answer #4 · answered by OnTheProwl007 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL, always pay attention!
2007-01-31 17:18:07 · answer #5 · answered by Saffa_Boy_83 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, shame on them!
2007-01-31 11:27:15 · answer #6 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah, the details...
2007-01-31 11:09:51 · answer #7 · answered by Write Brain 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh wow, what a good one! lol
2007-01-31 12:27:28 · answer #8 · answered by Boo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL cute
2007-01-31 11:25:46 · answer #9 · answered by Katie Girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
damn lol thats funny
2007-01-31 11:56:53 · answer #10 · answered by July 24, 2012 <3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋