I Need A good Yo mamma joke Please
2007-01-31 10:55:04 · 46 answers · asked by ? 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yo momma's such a slut she banged everyone on the east coast.
2007-01-31 10:57:33 · answer #1 · answered by iamweirdarewethereyet 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo maama is soooo stupid that she went to throw a rock on the floor, she missed.
Yo mamma is soo fat that she used a VCR as a beeper.
yo mamma is soo skinny that she can dive through a cheerio.
Yo mamma is soo skinny , she can be the next human pencil.
Yo mamma is soo fat , when she was walking down the stairs in white, someone screamed out" Avanlage !!!!!"
2007-02-08 09:21:48 · answer #2 · answered by ltnscorpionking 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma is like an auto body shop, 5 cents per screw.
2007-01-31 11:55:07 · answer #3 · answered by C F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma so sweet she kept you and threw away the baby.
2007-02-07 10:16:32 · answer #4 · answered by Soonergirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw Yo' momma walking down the street with 1 shoe and asked if she lost her shoe? She heck no I just found this 1.
Yo mommas so dumb she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mommas so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet.
Yo mommas so ugly when she was little they had to hang a pork chop around her neck in order for the dog to play with her.
2007-01-31 11:02:13 · answer #5 · answered by rc flyer 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma is so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass to get a drink of water
2007-01-31 10:57:59 · answer #6 · answered by Shortstuff13 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat she tripped over a wireless phone!
yo mommas so dumb, her t!ts are square because she forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
yo mommas so poor, she has to watch tv at sears.
yo mommas so hairy, when she shaved her a*ss, she disappeared.
yo mommas so fat she had to be baptised at seaworld.
whats the difference between yo momma and an ironing board??
yo mommas legs are easy to open.
yo mommos so nasty when i asked her whats for dinner, she spread her legs and said "CRABS!!"
Yo mommos so fat, her belt size is the equator.
yo momma so dumb, she thought Dunkin Donuts was a basketball team.
yo momma so poor I saw her kicking a pail down the road,I asked her what she was doing, she said moving.
yo momma house so dirty, you have to wipe ure feet b4 you go out side.
yo momma is so poor that when people come to visit they get tripped by rats that are trying to rob them.
yo momma so fat that she wears a hoola hoop for a wedding ring and a vcr 4 a pager.
yo momma so hairy she make big foot look bad.
yo momma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
yo momma so fat, that she jumped in the pool and ten people were recorded missing.
yo momma so fat, she got her own zip code.
yo momma so fat, every time she turns around its her birthday.
hope u had some laughs!
2007-01-31 10:59:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl
there that funny enough and in season to
2007-01-31 10:57:46 · answer #8 · answered by mskirbyrobot 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma so ugly that when ur grandma had her the doctor slapped your grandma.
Yo momma so dumb she stuck a bettery up her a** and shouted I got the power!
Yo momma so fat when she wore a red dress everyone screamed KOOLAID!
2007-01-31 10:59:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
2007-02-07 08:16:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mammas like a vacuum cleaner...
she sucks, she blows and she gets laid in the closet...
kinda lame but its the only one i could think of that was actually somewhat good
2007-02-07 08:01:22 · answer #11 · answered by buttercup9121 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋