I am trying to reach Jesus on my Ouija board. Does anyone have his number? Does he have a direct line?

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I am trying to reach Jesus on my Ouija board. Does anyone have his number? Does he have a direct line?

I really hope he doesn't have an answering service. I have to talk to him about my neighbor who claims to be eating Jesus' flesh. Sick dude. Sick.

2007-01-31 10:52:47 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality

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Its 867-5309, but you have to ask for Jenny, not Jesus.

2007-01-31 11:08:51 · answer #1 · answered by E C 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋

I'm sorry, the number you have reached has been disconnected, if you believe you have reached this recording in....

Hey, How come I can hear snickering in the background?

*click*

2007-01-31 18:57:34 · answer #2 · answered by Hatir Ba Loon 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋

and drink his blood

2007-01-31 18:56:13 · answer #3 · answered by Pisces 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋

the wages of sin is death...

2007-01-31 19:24:41 · answer #4 · answered by ommie 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋