a frog hopped on to a princess's lap and said "Elegant Lady I was once a handsome prince and an evil witch cast a spell on me, One kiss from you and i will turn back into the dapper prince i once was and then my sweet we can marry and set up house keeping with my Mother in your Castle where you can satisfy my needs, prepare and serve my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and be forever greatful and happy doing so,
That night as the Princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed frogs legs
seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce she chuckled and thought to herself
I dont F.U.K.C.I.N.G think so
2007-01-31
10:47:51
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chris w.
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