2007-01-31 10:40:39 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funniest Joke in the World:
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services.
He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"
--This was scientifically chosen as the funniest joke worldwide.
2007-01-31 10:46:17 · answer #1 · answered by Heywood J Helpaguy 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
two blondes (no offence anyone) are walking through the forest when one says "Look! Bear tracks!" then the other looks down and says "No. They're Deer tracks!" They decide to stay to see what made the tracks. The next morning the first blondes boyfriend picks up the newspaper and reads the head line, "TWO BLONDES KILLED BY TRAIN".
2007-01-31 19:04:10 · answer #2 · answered by mskirbyrobot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋