THE SUPERBOWL
A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down,
a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to
him.
"No," he says, "The seat is empty."
"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would
have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event
in the world, and not use it?"
He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to
come with my wife, but she passed away.
This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been to together since we
got married in 1967."
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
someone else -- a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the
seat?"
The man shakes his head. "No, they're all at the funeral."
2007-01-31 10:18:26 · 17 answers · asked by shannonlee05@sbcglobal.net 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i totally did that.
call me white trash..but i didnt feel bad for the fat donkey
2007-01-31 11:29:32 · answer #1 · answered by Pinky 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one 7/10
2007-01-31 11:52:36 · answer #2 · answered by Mr Bellows 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is some funny stuff, a little sad though because something like this might actually happen... I feel bad for anyone who has to go through this now. Oh well, thanks for the laugh.
2007-01-31 10:25:08 · answer #3 · answered by sonic_pros 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the humorous tale is previous and use to be humorous and how on earth do YOU get 35 human beings to respond on your humorous tale, what the heck is up with that?!! i will in no way get greater beneficial than 4 human beings to respond to mine, geez, some human beings get each and all the success.
2016-11-02 00:04:41 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice. I like it and the timing is great!!
2007-01-31 10:21:47 · answer #5 · answered by troubledyouthafg 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-31 10:31:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good.
2007-01-31 10:32:19 · answer #7 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha nice one.
2007-01-31 10:41:50 · answer #8 · answered by lila 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA that's so funny! :) giggles and laughter!
2007-01-31 10:48:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hah yes that's funny, but it's kind of sad if you think of it. But thanks for the joke. =)
2007-01-31 10:32:44 · answer #10 · answered by MOVED! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋