"They were not composed altogether of flesh and blood. They had shape...but that shape was not made of matter. When the stars were right, They could plunge from world to world through the sky; but when the stars were wrong, They could not live. But although They no longer lived, They would never really die. They all lay in stone houses in Their great city of R'lyeh, preserved by the spells of mighty Cthulhu for a glorious resurrection when the stars and the earth might once more be ready for them."
AND THAT PROVES THAT YOU ARE DESCENDED FROM THE GREAT OLD ONES. Now bow before Cthulu you heretic swine!
2007-01-31 10:03:40 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Oh how, how could I have been so foolish??
I bow before Cthulu, I bow!!
2007-01-31 10:06:37 · answer #1 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Cthulhu fhtagn
Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!
2007-01-31 18:20:30 · answer #2 · answered by Hatir Ba Loon 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
hmmm
That's actually pretty good. I mean after reading that, I'm interested in hearing the story behind it. Did you just make that up or is it from something? If it's from something, IM me and tell me so that I can read it myself.
Except I can't check my IM right now, but I can later. It's sounds interesting and fun!
2007-01-31 18:13:55 · answer #3 · answered by A 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ia Aemn'ah!
What part of "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" don't they understand?
2007-01-31 18:34:14 · answer #4 · answered by Prophet ENSLAVEMENTALITY (pbuh) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The tentacles of Cthulhu are but poor imitations of the noodly appendages of the GREAT FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER. Repent or be crushed by his HoLy RaiN of MeaTBallS!!!!!!!
and !!!!!!!!!!!!
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2007-01-31 18:08:28 · answer #5 · answered by Dave P 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I don't bow before anyone unless they kicked me in the genitalia. That's rather painful.
However, this is a somewhat impossible-to-understand statement you posted.
2007-01-31 18:07:49 · answer #6 · answered by Cold Fart 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
And the Lord of the Rings still says Bilbo Baggins was eleventy-one. Do you believe everything you read?
PS You owe me £10,000. And it is written down.
2007-01-31 18:09:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I only bow to Azathoth
2007-01-31 18:16:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
how does that prove anything? it seems to be a passage from somesort of book. unless youve got some other physical evidence to support it im going to stick with evolution
2007-01-31 18:09:33 · answer #9 · answered by god_of_the_accursed 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ow! You hurt my eye with your capitals, Ludd! =0)
2007-01-31 18:08:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋