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What if his head was in one tomb and his body miles away in another? How does THAT work? Weird.

2007-01-31 09:56:45 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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it all depends on where his penis was

2007-02-01 01:30:06 · answer #1 · answered by I AM ME 2 · 0 0

Wow you might have broke open one of the biggest mysteries the new world has ever seen!!!!!!!! Next you should try to find out If JFK was shot by Aliens or angry cartoon characters.
Or if Jesus was gay how would that affect our life today???

2007-01-31 18:15:22 · answer #2 · answered by pillsbury_whiteboy 2 · 0 0

Have you never watched Highlander?

That's the *only* way to kill an immortal. Jesus was an immortal just like Connor MacLeod, except instead of being outcast as a devil he was worshipped as a god.

2007-01-31 18:04:10 · answer #3 · answered by eldad9 6 · 2 0

Yes, becuase he was raised in a spiritual body, not a physical one. His physical body was consumed by God as a sacrifice.

2007-01-31 18:14:59 · answer #4 · answered by Tori M 4 · 0 0

Would Christians then wear little axes around their necks?

2007-01-31 19:33:54 · answer #5 · answered by Cuthbert J. Twillie 3 · 0 0

LOL.

he'd be a floating head till he reunited with his body...

2007-01-31 18:03:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It would not fulfill prophesy

http://bible.crosswalk.com/Commentaries/GillsExpositionoftheBible/gil.cgi?book=joh&chapter=19&verse=36

http://www.bibleprobe.com/365messianicprophecies.htm

2007-01-31 18:08:04 · answer #7 · answered by rapturefuture 7 · 0 1

well yeah, hes God

2007-01-31 18:06:23 · answer #8 · answered by redwingsfan 1 · 0 1

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