A guy goes to a tattoo parlour and asked the artist to tattoo a $100 bill on his private.
Later he goes home and shows his wife the tattoo.
"But why did you put it there?" asks the wife.
"Whenever you feel like blowing a $100 bill in the mall, you can stay home now and do it," he answered.
2007-01-31 09:41:28 · 13 answers · asked by realstyles2 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i saw that in a newspaper.
2007-01-31 09:42:08 · update #1
there is a section of the newspaper that has jokes.
2007-01-31 10:15:21 · update #2
nothing is wrong with the newspaper. it is not a sick newspaper. a SECTION of it has jokes, and this one just happened to be there. the jokes are submitted by people.
2007-01-31 10:21:46 · update #3
ew gross!!
2007-01-31 09:46:08 · answer #1 · answered by Jazz Lover 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Sure he got it put on for his wifes sake.......More like the 100 deal of a life time.......
2007-01-31 11:19:27 · answer #2 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! That joke is really funny! I give it a 100/10
2007-01-31 09:51:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Plus you will have money in your own hand when you are home alone...... Why do women live longer than men? because they dont have wives.........bye.
2007-01-31 10:24:18 · answer #4 · answered by liam h 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Six Shots
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A young man walks up and sits down at the bar.
"What can I get you?" the bartender inquires.
"I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man.
"6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?"
"Yeah, my first bl@wj@b."
"Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house."
"No offense, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."
2007-01-31 10:13:45 · answer #5 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
It's all about the Benjamins, baby!
2007-01-31 10:09:48 · answer #6 · answered by Lerat 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That must be one sick newspaper.lol.
2007-01-31 10:03:04 · answer #7 · answered by taxi 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That was one way to get her to try that.
2007-01-31 09:47:04 · answer #8 · answered by ooh2sweet2b 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
So, she put her mouth where his money is.
2007-01-31 10:36:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
what kind of newspaper do youread?
2007-01-31 09:48:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
that was supposed to be funny?
it isnt that it is too gross...it just isnt funny
2007-01-31 10:06:39 · answer #11 · answered by Pinky 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋