Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:
"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband"
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up."
2007-01-31 09:16:11 · 28 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
brilliant 10/10
2007-01-31 12:37:24 · answer #1 · answered by mams brown eyed gel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10+
2016-05-23 23:46:28 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's your best one 10/10 and 1 bonus point for your maths
2007-01-31 09:19:23 · answer #3 · answered by reggie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 10/10
2007-01-31 09:52:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes, funny!
Thanks
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-02-01 03:15:58 · answer #5 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT ONE WAS ON HERE LAST NIGHT.... 10/10 FOR CONTENT 1/10 FOR ORIGINALITY
2007-01-31 09:22:18 · answer #6 · answered by tonywuzere 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Much better. 8/10.
2007-01-31 12:45:28 · answer #7 · answered by Look on the bright side. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wouldnt bet on that smirk 10/10
2007-01-31 09:25:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
h a ha ha very funny! i love it! I heard it before though
2007-01-31 09:27:57 · answer #9 · answered by petra_sweety 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha
very funny
good one :)
2007-01-31 20:59:37 · answer #10 · answered by YollyDolly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋